Friday, October 30, 2009

You Know You're Near an Extrovert...


You know you're near an extrovert when:

-You sit down on a plane and put earphones in even though you can't use electronics yet. It is supposed to be the nonverbal sign that you are not available for any form of dialogue. But then, you notice the person walking down the aisle who is commenting on every ball cap and t-shirt they see on complete strangers, "Hey, are you a Yankees fan? I can't stand them but I respect them. Hey, are you from Colorado? I noticed the Yellowstone shirt. I have a 2nd cousin who is from there." You cross your fingers hoping he doesn't have the assigned seat next to you. Then, he sits and completely ignores the fact that the ear pieces are in the ears and your eyes are down.

-You're at the bank filling out a deposit slip when the person walks in singing about how great the day is even though it is 10:20 in the morning and it has been raining for 3 straight days.

-You're friend calls you at 10:35pm to tell you about something that happened 4 days earlier.

-You're at a restaurant peeing at the urinal and someone walks in and begins smalltalk while standing 2 urinals away--"How was the food? Did it hit the spot? This place is awesome!"

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5 comments:

  1. When you are tired at the end of a Sunday after teaching class, preaching and handling small group -- and she is bounding off the walls:)

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  2. Justin,
    I'm laughing out loud.

    Dad,
    Be careful. Occasionally mom reads this blog.

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  3. Justin, I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING!!!!

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  4. Mark was the first thing that came to my mind too! hehe

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